first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
(Source: , via zodiacsociety)
I saw you and everything collapsed underneath me and nothing made sense anymore.
Real life: most common eye color is brown
Literature: eye color is anything but brown
Just in case I am not enough of a freak already, let’s add a tiara!