this is fucked up. this fucked me up. the teachers fucked up by not showing us this fuck up. fuck.
i’m 28 and never knew this
when your answer is not one of the multiple choice options
first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
(Source: , via zodiacsociety)
I saw you and everything collapsed underneath me and nothing made sense anymore.
Real life: most common eye color is brown
Literature: eye color is anything but brown
Just in case I am not enough of a freak already, let’s add a tiara!